'This little piggy went to Prada, this little piggy went to Cannes, this little piggy dined at Nobu, and this little piggy, Hakkasan. And this little piggy went 'wee wee wee!' all the way home because she had a fat bottom"
This little piggy
"I had a little show tree, nothing would it bear but Manolo Blahniks and vintage Taittinger. The queen of style, Ms Wintour, came to see me and wrote a piece in Vogue about my shoe tree."
I had a little nut tree
"If you're happy and you know it, do a poo! If the milk tastes kinda funny, its 'champoo' At least its not spumante, mummy's taste is rather fancy, it was bolly, Krug and only Premier Cru!"
If you're happy and you know it
"Louis Vuitton, Louis Vuitton, Mulberry, Mulberry? Nappy bag dilemma - Lulu, Kate or Anya? Shopping spree, buy all three"
Frere Jacques
"Cobbler cobbler, mend my shoes. Careful please, they're Christian Lous. Those red soles, they'll never date, they'll still be hot in spring 08"
Cobbler Cobbler
"Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? I've been to London to visit McQueen. Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there? I bought the collection and kissed lots of air."
Pussycat, pussycat
"This old man, he played four, babys gone to play outdoors, bears in gucci, pucci, by the garden path; picnic on my Hermés scarf. This old man, he played five, Erés' kini in my size, pack some gucci, pucci, in my Chanel tote; Crew of six to float the boat. This old man, he played nine, daddy, buy a diamond mine, in my Gucci, Pucci, something is amiss... Need some rocks around my wrists."
This old man
Written by Amy Allen, illustrated by Eun-Kyung Kung.
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